Mutant Penguins

It's a fairly well known fact that the Earth's television transmissions bounce around the atmosphere and off satellites positioned around the Earth's orbit. Some of these signals are beamed far into space where they could, potentially, be picked up by aliens. What? You don't believe in aliens? You better think again. The Earth is being threatened by something, and it's sure not human..
It all started in the far off galaxy of "Bleurgggh" {Nebula Quadrant}, where an evil race of slimy green {but reasonably stupid} aliens were monitoring the Earth's transmissions.
Unfortunately for them but lucky for us, they tuned in only at a specific time to a specific television channel and picked up The Wildlife Show. After watching a few shows, they disguised themselves as the obviously dominant species on Earth - the penguin. Soon after landing on Earth they realized they had made a mistake. It was unlikely that a penguin could infiltrate the human race and become President, so a rethink was in order.
They decided to disguise themselves yet again, as humans.
So, to recap, we have slimy green aliens disguised as penguins, disguised as humans, trying to invade the Earth. Of course, they had to improvise a bit on the new disguises. As a result, the disguises fool nobody.
When Earth penguins found out about this slur on their integrity, they were not happy and now they're out to set the record straight. Woe to any alien penguin who meets a good penguin. He'll be in for a fight.
Word of the Earth's plight has also reached those champions of intergalactic do-goodery. Bernard and Rodney. This dynamic duo is a legend throughout the known universe. You don't mess with these boys. Bernard is a demon with a frying pan and Rodney kicks butt with a baseball bat. In case you haven't figured it out, Bernard doesn't cook and Rodney can't play baseball. They use their accessories in other ways.

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